the names dave strider
im eighteen and im the coolest girl around
im dating a guy named john
at least i think i am
its been a while and ive kinda disappeared
but uh im a dj and trying to get gigs and shit
thats really all there is to say on the matter


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plushfeatherprincess:

missdavestrider:

sounds like the shit there girly
way better than anything ive been up to

but i mean lifes been okay enough little ladybro
im not up to much
trying to score some dj gigs
scraping enough to get by on
that sort of shit

yeah its been pretty good overall really. papas cool as hell and adorable as shit and generally fun to be around. not really that scary in my opinion but i hang around him in ugly sweaters and fanboying over marlon brando and everything italian.

good to know its going well for ya. and good luck. im sure youll be bomb anywhere you drop your beat. it seems to me like most striders are just scraping by or are ridiculously wealthy. i wonder if theres any out there whore just middle classers.

sounds pretty damn sweet especially as compared to my obnoxiously dull life
also the fact that a mobster wears cosby sweaters is the greatest thing ive ever heard like jesus christ

thanks little miss
im really hoping itll go well
and probably there are some but i mean middle class seems pretty fucking boring
but on the plus side at least i dont have to worry about foreclosure or anything since the house is free and clear
i just have to pay bills and eat and all that crap

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blueandbreathless:

missdavestrider:

blueandbreathless:

missdavestrider:

whoa there

is that you egbert?

you look different

so do you! haha!

do you even know who i am or is this a different kinda timeline

did i slip into one again or something

im fucking rusty if i did

well youre dave strider right?????

im john. yes john egbert.

i thiiiiiiiink youre good.

damn skippy i am son
what other coolkid with the awesome shades have you ever known

what do you mean you think

whats up with this place anyway its kinda creepy dude

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plushfeatherprincess:

rocking it up like the princess we know me to be at heart.been pretty good. nothing horrific and traumatic in a while. knock on wood not to jinx myself there. nowadays though ive been living mostly in chicago. its noce. even if the press gets annoying. and if youre wondering about that im officially adopted but the biggest mafia boss in the city so sometimes the press just happens. but its all cool.

but you havent been around in some time so hows it going for you??

sounds like the shit there girly
way better than anything ive been up to

but i mean lifes been okay enough little ladybro
im not up to much
trying to score some dj gigs
scraping enough to get by on
that sort of shit

(Source: missdavestrider)

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turntechgodtits:

missdavestrider:

turntechgodtits replied to your post: sup i guess im back for now anyway

its been a while chica

i know girly

how ya been

been okay
in paris because sis kinda lucked up and got in this expo
but my time here is ending so ill be back in texas again
heard it snowed there though
like shit did hell finally freeze over in my absence or what
but like yeah what have you been up to

sounds pretty damn sweet
but yeah its been fucking ridiculous here
i fucking hate the snow man its such a little shit

but ive just kinda been hanging out
i havent been up to jack shit
my exciting life right

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